The only thing better than owning the perfect little black dress is being invited to a place where you can actually wear it. And can you blame a girl for wanting a picture of herself and the man she loves (I admit it) all gussied up?
And while I was doing my best to look presentable, I learned after 3 shots that I was taking pictures with Dorky High School Girl Pose Man, Vulgar Lizard Tongue Guy and Derek Zoolander's full-figured older brother stealing Blue Steel. WTF?
But you know what I've learned after 11 years being married to this guy?
If you can't beat him, join him.
I don't know why it took me 8 years to realize why it is that I can't get a decent picture of my children without them making weird faces. Clearly it's a sad genetic defect passed down from their father.