Chip (yes from Beauty & the Beast)
A dark gray stress ball
"HEY LOOK MOM! CHIP HAS AN AFRO!"
Me: "How do you know what an afro is Ryan?"
Ryan: "It was in one of my books." Last time I checked Hair wasn't his reading level.
Me: "Which book had that in it???"
Ryan: "Ook and Gluk. Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future"
Me: "OK, I can see that."
And another Ryan ditty from this week:
Me: "Ryan, I think you LIKE Julia."
Ryan: "No. Actually, I chase her around on the playground making faces at her. That's how much I DON'T like her."
Thanks for proving my point kid.