You might assume that the fact that we left our kids' suitcase at home last week during our cruise was the most traumatic thing that happened on the vacation - but you'd be wrong. (Read about that here)
I don't think anything quite compares to the visual trauma we suffered from seeing this man, whose head is way to small for his body, sunbathing in his Speedo. WTF?!?!?
I don't think it's the fact that he was quite large in general that struck us, or even the Speedo. I think it was the way he was just laying there all sprawled out, legs open, arms behind his head with nothing more than the obvious goal of roasting himself in the sun. Like this:
Like a big-ass turkey with a teeny, tiny head and black sunglasses.
I hate being mean and I know that this is, but please people - nobody should own a Speedo unless you're a competitive swimmer. However, smart money says this guy isn't. I stuck a beach ball on his face to give him some dignity. What do you think?
Poor Natalie almost walked into a wall while craning her neck to look at him. I took the opportunity to have a little "we don't stare at people" parenting lesson with her, but it was hysterical to see the expressions on people's faces and their double-takes when they first got a glimpse of this guy.
So after I taught my kids not to stare, I got them settled at the pool with their dad, while I walked away with my camera and made like I was taking pictures of the scenery so I could have him for my WTF Wednesday post.
I'm going to hell.
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