I'm a working mom. I have very little time to create memorable and enriching experiences for my kids so I have to be creative and take opportunities whenever I can.
I'm sure you were just being lazy and not taking care of your lawns (especially you Mr. Foreclosure Guy), but I wanted to say thank you for the opportunity to take my Smurf-loving son on a little outing into your yards to find the best mushrooms in which to make a Smurferiffic Village.
WTF you ask??? Perhaps we can call our little outing "Fun With Fungi." And talk about economical! Heck Smurfin' yeah!
You see, my poor children's father must not love them very much because he mows his grass regularly and even sprays stuff. Therefore, the only mushrooms my children have seen have been in food. Thanks to you and your really Smuftabulous 'shrooms, I was able to have a bonding moment with my son and 7 of his best McDonalds Happy Meal toys.
I've attached some photos as a token of my appreciation. I even put on a few little polka-dots like a REAL Smurf village.
Have a Smurfy Day!
P.S. I think Paniky Smurf (yes there is one named that, I don't remember him either) was a little "paniky" and nervous about you walking out and catching us having a photo shoot on your property. He might have left a little blue turd on your lawn due to nerves. Sorry.
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