Wednesday, August 17, 2011

WTF Wednesday - The "Georgia" Edition

It's another WTF Wednesday I'm flattered that Zero of you protested that I didn't do a post last week while I was in Atlanta with the two big kids. Thanks for noticing. I really feel loved.

So this week's WTF moments are from our trip. This is from the Georgia Aquarium. Please tell me who poses all Bootylicisous like this in front of a big tank of fish? Really? Is this necessary? I wonder if she realized that while I was telling my daughter to say "cheese" that my camera was pointed at her. I can tell you that her boyfriend was not at all amused by the fact that she thought she was in a rap video. I wonder if the fish liked it.

WTF?!?!?


Our next WTF comes from our cousin's house. I'm all for being OCD and labeling toy bins (no I'm not). But I'm pretty sure whatever this frightening toy is does not belong in the bin labeled "Nativity Set." Unless of course there's something I don't know about the Virgin Mary. I wasn't there in the manger to witness it first-hand, but there's nothing in the Bible even close to this, right?



And finally, what happens when Cousin Brian falls asleep on the couch after a looooonnnnggg day of football in the same room as two sassy 4-year-old girls who had just eaten their weight in birthday cake? Poor stupid Brian. He wasn't even drunk. That would have been acceptable.


WTF?!?!?!?

23 comments:

  1. Brian! Idiot! You never, NEVER fall asleep around small children with dress up items. Or makeup. Or toy food.

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  2. I didn't post here, but I did bug you on Twitter! No more missing out on WTF Wednesdays, prepare them in advance and have it post them for you!

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  3. I did miss you last week but I knew you had a lot going on so I didn't want to bug you. ;) The bootylicious pose is beyond stupid. Where is Barbie's head? Why would you keep a headless Barbie? That's disturbing. And cousin Brian? He asked for it by falling asleep right there. Haha!

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  4. Listen, its not often I actually say Wtf while reading a Wtf Wednesday post, but you've done it. Especially miss jean short overalls up there. Sheesh.

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  5. Yes that girl apparently was having way more fun than the zoo allows! And yes I can't believe Brian slept through all that!

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  6. Haha! These are definitely WTF moments!

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  7. I wore overall shorts in middle school. That was more than twenty years ago.

    WTF

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  8. Wow, I'm going to try that pose next time I go on vacation!

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  9. The pictures of Uncle Brian are HILARIOUS!! Love it :)

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  10. Oh Lordy....three WTFs at once. It's the best day on Eaaaaaaaaaaarth!!!!! That freaky nativity set had me laughin' out loud, girl.

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  11. Ok, I'll catch some heat for this, but you brought it up. :) In all probability the most accurate depiction of the virgin mary. No? :) Oh yes, going straight to hell...hope the shopping is good there.

    Lots of yummy love,
    Alex aka Ma, What's For Dinner
    www.mawhats4dinner.com

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  12. Headless dolls and barbies freaked me out. I couldn't keep them. Why would you do that??

    And you never EVER fall asleep around kids with toys, food, or makeup. Silly Brian!

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  13. I only pose like that in front of shark tanks. This girl does not know how it's done.

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  14. WTF is she wearing? I thought you were in Georgia not 1989!

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  15. Oh, that's hilarious! I can't believe he slept through all that stuff getting put on him!

    And before I even read your comments, I was thinking, "WTF is that girl in the background doing?!?" It reminds me of when we went to some caverns a few years ago. Two pretty young couples were on the tour with us, and they were constantly posing like they were supermodels in every single one of their pictures. I just shook my head and muttered something about someone having too much confidence in their cuteness.

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  16. OK... Allow the OCD cousin to defend herself. I don't recall the headless Barbie being headless prior to the dynamic duo of Taylor and Natalie. I'd be willing to place a rather large sum of money on the possibility that our 2 lovelies were responsible for her decapitation. Secondly, headless or not, that thing is pretty co! You lift up the flap and put fabric on her body. Then, you close the flap, and she is wearing a cool outfit that you designed! Thirdly, that is NOT her proper bin. However, just getting them to put the toys in ANY bin was an accomplishment. Finally, my husband deserved every bit of torture he received. He was a good sport, and it was fun to watch! Okay... I feel better now :)

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  17. This is the very first time that I have read your post...it definitely won't be the last!

    OpinionsToGo

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  18. Haha! Great WTF pictures! 2nd one shoule read nudity set. Cousin Brian's really out cold - perfect "Ken" for the girls.

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  19. Poor stupid Brian. Makin mommakiss laugh.

    The fish, too. Getting the shot of miss thang. Shudder.

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  20. This entire post is brilliant. From "bootylicious" to the bizarre Naked Headless Mounted Barbie nativity set to poor, stupid Cousin Brian, the entire post is pure, simple brilliance.

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  21. SO FUNNY! That chick posing in front of the tank cracks me up! I mean really, I'm pretty sure the fish didn't want to see that side of her!

    The Naked Headless Barbie is a total WTF and the picture of Cousin Brian is too cute!

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