This post might involve minor math skills, but bear with me. And there will be a lot of ALLCAPS because I'm completely blown away by my revaluation.
Yesterday I wrote a sorority recommendation for a girl who will be going through sorority rush at Auburn in the fall.
As I read her resume, I noticed her birthday August 30, 1993...1993??? This girl who is going to college NOW was born less than a month before I went to college.
And then it hit me. In the time since I pledged my sorority there was time to grow an entirely new sorority girl. One that will be a legal adult in 6 weeks. Holy crap, I feel OLD. Or I can put it like this. I went to college almost HALF A LIFETIME AGO!
So this week the W in "WTF" stands for WHERE. Where the F did 18 years go?
Yes, go ahead and find me. Feel free to laugh.
Side note: The nearly-adult I mentioned above is super-cute (which admittedly has always been, and will always be my #1 reason to pledge someone). She's involved. Her grades jussstttt made the grade cutoff. Luckily, someone took a chance on me and my 2.5 GPA and went to bat for me. Just sayin'... Sometimes great people are C students. They can graduate college and really, REALLY never have to use math again for the rest of their life.