Sunday, May 15, 2011

This Would Probably be Illegal, Right?

This isn't a post about my personal e-mail getting hacked Friday night and me sending Viagra ads to everyone in my address book alphabetically. I cannot in fact "solve all your problems" although I'd try, I promise. I'm still traumatized.

As a result of the Erectile Dysfunction Spam Calamity of 2011 (this is what I'm calling it, if it's too long leave suggestions in the comments section), I was going through my inbox and found this old email from Ryan's kindergarten teacher about that day's journal entry along with the following message:

May 28, 2010
Too cute not to pass on! What kind of business are you running at your house?!? Lol


Evidently, he was supposed to write about what he did that weekend and his response was:
"I made a wine and smoothy stand last nite. I even got a smoothy."

Yep, that's my little entrepreneur. I especially like the part about "I even got a smoothy." So while his parents were making him sell wine from a stand in front of the house, at least they were nice enough to let HIM have a smoothie too.

Disclaimer: His Aunt Lisa had picked him up the night before and supposedly took him to the Japanese Hibachi place...hmmm. I guess we'll never know what really happened...



15 comments:

  1. So just to clear this up, this was not a project you were aware of? Have you checked his closet? =]

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  2. Nice! My little girl just brought home a paper in which she was supposed to describe a girl in a picture. "SHe is wearing tits". Translation: She is wearing tights.

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  3. My older kids are reading this over my shoulder and CRACKING UP! My oldest just told me that I should be your friend so that I could keep reading the stuff you say.

    Okay!

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  4. Oh, wow! That's really funny...watch out for the labor union when he gets a little older. I doubt a "smoothy" is gonna cut it for pay.

    found you through Sunday Funday

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  5. Aunt Lisa sounds like the coolest aunt ever!

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  6. I love that!! Aren't you so glad you found it!!LOL

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  7. That's hilarious!! The things kids come up with...

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  8. The things kids say!! This is too funny!

    And also? My husband's email account was also hacked friday night and sent Viagra spam to EVERY person in there!!!

    Following from Sunday Funday!

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  9. Oh gosh... the #wineparty tweeps would LOVE for your son to open a wine/smoothy stand!
    That is so SO funny!

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  10. This is adorable. How much does he charge for wine? If he's got a good price I'll bring my glass over.

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  11. So funny, are your boy and mine somehow related? At least both know what the adults in the family like ;-)

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  12. Haha! Hilarious! I must say, his drawing is pretty good :)

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  13. OMG. I am literally hooting outloud from laughter and have tears streaming down my face. That is absolutely priceless!

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  14. Oh man - this made me laugh! The name is not too long if it covers all the appropriate info! And hey, at least there was no crack being sold at the stand...that might raise eyebrows!

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  15. I love this! Pinning it to the finding the funny Pinterest board. Thanks for linking up!

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